I'm fine ... and other lies
(Book)

The creator, writer and executive producer of "2 Broke Girls" presents a personal account of her life and career, detailing her struggles with challenges ranging from anxiety and an eating disorder to relationships and pop therapy.

"In this book I recount all the mistakes I've made that are way too embarrassing to tell on stage in front of an actual audience; however, thanks to not-so-modern technology, you can read about them here so I don't have to risk having your judgmental eye contact crush my self-esteem. There is also some delicious schadenfreude in which I recall such humiliating debacles as breaking my shoulder while trying to impress a guy, coming very close to spending my life in a Guatemalan prison, and having my lacerated ear sewn back on by a deaf guy after losing it in a torrid love affair. In addition to hoarding mortifying situations that'll make you feel way better about your life choices, I've also accumulated a lot of knowledge from therapists, psychotherapists, and psychopaths that can probably help you avoid experiencing the same regrettable blunders. I'm not sure what else to say, except that you should totally read this if you want to learn how to stop being crazy and laugh while doing it. If you're bored at an airport, I'm sorry and welcome to most days of my life on the road. And if we used to date, see you in court."--Jacket.